hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Emeralds Found: 3121
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Meteorites Collected: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Animals Bred: 45
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 321 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9607 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7025 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 New Chunks Explored: 26005
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3652

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8927 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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