join this cray cray minecraft server where u can lose an eye but gain a diamond sword in return! we got creepers that do the cha cha slide and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a sprained ankle. if u want a wild and wacky time, join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await u!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Emeralds Found: 3812
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server

    Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old fanbase? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most hilariously annoying players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.

    From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580
    Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

    But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WashAndDryNoByeBye

    WashAndDryNoByeBye
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

    Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

    So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

    Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7187 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

    PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

    Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Magic Items Found: 2767
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
    Active PvP Scene Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
    Envoys Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

    Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

    2. Is there protection against griefing?

    No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

    3. How can I join the server as a console player?

    Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

    4. Are there areas for PvP?

    We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

    5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

    You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Potions Brewed: 66 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4224 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Baller Minecraft SMP

    The Baller Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

    Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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