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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3176 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.