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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7733 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 73350 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4452 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.