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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 227 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
