ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

apartment building, bathroom, Company, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, ex wife, ExWifeInMyHouse, Friends, guests, home, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nice, normal, Rude, Server, SNACKS, Son, tacky, Upset, Visitors

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2558	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	8605
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	977
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	503	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4885	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	6720	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	614

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	8154	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Votes:	5281	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	6815
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Towns Built:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9050	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	308919	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Crops Grown:	8175	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.