| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4202 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
BEST SERVER FOR PVP TRAINING!
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 356 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7430 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4545 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Votes: | 7984 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2460 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2016 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6812 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 262 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5724 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9276 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1713 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7481 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
