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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1774 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
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