Expressmc

Bed wars, Custom Plugins, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

ExpressMC is a soon-to-be server network, focused on PvP-like elements and additions to vanilla Minecraft. Currently, there is one gamemode integrated called Softcore Survival, where players will engage in a “Soft-core” PvP where you will have 3 lives until you’re banned for 24 hours. The world resets every 2 months to prevent OP players.

Core Features:Custom Bosses that drop Life Keys (These keys can be bought as well-Maxed out at 6 lives)Custom dungeons. Custom Loot *NO OP ITEMS*Soft-Core (no perma bans)CosmeticsMcmmo.Econ.

Looking for staff

Server Network Incoming – Prison, KitPvP, Factions, and Creative in development.

play.expressmc.net

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1532	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9105
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Potions Brewed:	88
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	9228	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	9041
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	455951
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8018	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	2178
Ores Mined:	5678	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	1282	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!