ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3513	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	108	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.