ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	895	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	523
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	1970	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	102

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	455996
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2823
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3840	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2943
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!