ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	272377	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Buildings Constructed:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	3977	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	430504	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.