ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	7158
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3226	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.