ExPicsOrKickBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	8341	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5699	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6433
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8453	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	432303

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7113	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	6191
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1161	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1