This is a LifeSteal Minecraft Server. Features: – Custom Enchants – Shop – Bounties – Auction House – And a lot more…
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7012 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
