Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	445458
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	New Chunks Explored:	873018
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ores Mined:	9568	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Animals Bred:	106	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	989
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Votes:	1467
Magic Items Found:	8310	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	830	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1267
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5184
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6913
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4