| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1932 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
ExoniaMC.de
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3225 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8148 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Ores Mined: | 807 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1054 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1089 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5011 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2545 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 57 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 107 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 427 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8030 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Farms Harvested: | 781 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8861 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9594 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7194 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
