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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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