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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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