| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 55 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7507 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2303 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4728 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6989 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8767 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6180 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8534 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8585 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2520 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 299 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4713 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2530 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4794 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3539 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9796 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3851 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1840 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
