Vanilla server, minimum mods, latest version.
94.143.46.34
Existence Of Zero Minecraft server
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Frosty Peaks 1.20.3
Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!
Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!
Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!
Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!
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The Entire Saga Ends with the MC Abandoning Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!Join us and witness the epic saga of a Minecraft player who abandons everything he loves to train a little migrant niglet. Yes, you read that right. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and plot twists await you on our server?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is truly out of this world, come join us and be prepared for the unexpected. Just make sure to buckle up because things are about to get wild!
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AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!
So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!
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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice
Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!
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AzerCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how Azerbaijan’s flag carrier suspends flights to more Russian cities cuz of a crash that killed 38 peeps? well, u shud totally join our minecraft server instead!we got flying pigs that deliver u to ur destination in style, no crashes here, only laughs and good times! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make u forget all about those boring old flights.
come join us and explore our crazy world where u can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of diamonds, and make friends with talking chickens. trust me, u won’t regret it!