Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Endless Night Skies: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5968 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39 Animals Bred: 59
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 7314 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Potions Brewed: 171 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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