ExGFsTeenCrib Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with crazy exes and their teenage kids? Look no further, join our server and leave all that behind!

Imagine a world where you can terminate leases and abandon people without any consequences. Our server offers you the ultimate freedom to ghost anyone who gives you trouble. No need to feel guilty, just pack your virtual bags and move on to a friend’s spare room in peace.

Experience the thrill of dodging gaslighting and psychological attacks from your ex, all while building your dream virtual world. Don’t worry about setting boundaries or communicating effectively, just focus on surviving and thriving in our Minecraft universe.

Join now and unleash your inner escapist, because on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story. Say goodbye to rent-free freeloaders and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Don’t let real-life drama hold you back, come join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

86240823, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	254	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4557	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.