ExGFsBlockParty | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and color guard competitions!

Picture this: you’re trying to volunteer for your girlfriend’s daughter’s color guard team, but her deadbeat ex suddenly wants to be a parent volunteer too. Who will get the coveted spot? Will you have to give up your Saturdays for this guy who hasn’t even texted his own daughter in years?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between a devoted boyfriend and a long-lost dad trying to make up for lost time. Who will win the title of “Best Parent Volunteer”? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of teenage angst, parental neglect, and the ultimate decision: to be the hero or the villain in this crazy color guard saga. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3029
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3860
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crops Grown:	1259
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.