Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2600
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

    Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoSmokeNoProbsMC

    NoSmokeNoProbsMC
    Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

    Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

    Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyGirlz

    CraftyGirlz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

    Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
    So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Emeralds Found: 2588
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

    We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

    So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 314

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

    Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5178 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyTimeMachine

    BlockyTimeMachine
    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4243

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network Overview

    Features Description
    No Gens No automatic faction generators allowed
    No Custom Enchants Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
    Balanced economy Economic system designed for fair play
    Custom World One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
    Unique Features New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
    Crates Rewards for players
    Vote rewards Incentives for voting
    Raid options Multiple ways to raid factions
    PVP Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

    Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

    IP: play.nethria.pro

    Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

    Site: www.nethria.pro

    Discord: discord.nethria.pro

    FAQ

    Q: What version is compatible with the server?

    A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

    Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

    A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

    Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

    A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

    Q: Is the server EU-based?

    A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 209 Potions Brewed: 106

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6115

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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