ExeosCraft is a no reset, no grief survival multiplayer world focused on long term builds and a stable community. The server has been up and lagless since June 2020, running a massive 35,000 by 35,000 world that will never be reset, so your creations are safe for the long run. There is zero pay to win, with fairness for all players as a core value, and excess donations are used to support various charities. The community is inclusive, with hate speech not tolerated and everyone welcome to join. ExeosCraft uses hand crafted custom plugins along with features like a level up system, pets, land claiming, and McMMO to enhance the survival experience while keeping gameplay familiar and enjoyable. If you want a permanent world where your builds stay forever and your progress is never wiped, ExeosCraft offers a relaxed and reliable home for your survival adventures.
ExeosCraft No Reset No Grief SMP Minecraft Server
ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone
yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnowCraftyWorldOrder
Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.
SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT
come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!Pituitary Macrophage Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!
BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server
🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness