ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

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Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server reset regularly?	No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
Are donations used for charity?	Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
Is hate speech tolerated on the server?	No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	4017
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4382

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	987	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

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Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExBoyfriendLove911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6236	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1253	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Star Shards Collected:	97
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.