Exeoscraft smp

Economy, Giveaways, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Mypet, PvE, Silkspawners, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Votes:	1946	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!

🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.

🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.

🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.

🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.

🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever

🌟 Level-Up System

🐾 Pets

🏡 Land Claim

🪓 McMMO

💰 Strong Economy

🏆 Leaderboards

🌟 Hard Difficulty

🗳️ Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.comBedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

play.exeoscraft.com

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Star Shards Collected:	101	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6165	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ores Mined:	938	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	165
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	620
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mines Excavated:	4751
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	8496
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	592	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	566
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	New Chunks Explored:	585190
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Magic Items Found:	2286	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	226

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	8267	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.