ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

Key Feature	Description
Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

Feature
Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

Q: How long has ExeosCraft been up and running?

A: Our server has been up and running since June 2020.

Q: Are there any resets on the server?

A: No, we have a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Is there any pay-to-win on ExeosCraft?

A: We strive for fairness for all players, so there is zero pay-to-win on our server.

Q: Do donations go to charity?

A: Yes, any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Q: Is ExeosCraft an inclusive server?

A: Absolutely, hate speech is not tolerated on our server. ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3041
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	1971
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7188
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
New Chunks Explored:	325906	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	9063
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Dragon Eggs Found:	9354	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Spears Created:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	4164
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!