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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5300 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!