ExDisaster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	699600	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	New Chunks Explored:	33459
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	267
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	8923	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	830	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Farms Harvested:	577	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	2882	Vanishing Items Found:	4