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SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	4489	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zombie Dances:	10

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	9589
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Crops Grown:	6075	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	4579
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	8660
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8119	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7936	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4116
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	291	Herobrine Sightings:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3230

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5446
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	9875
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3775	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7