ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	161

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

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hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

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Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GFChoresMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NieceConfrontAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fluoride Fun Zone

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2334
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

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Infinity Isles <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/tails-in-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!