ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	140

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9451	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3275	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7679	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3397
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6788	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchantments Applied:	138
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!