ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	97
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TVShowBondingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1518	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9894	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	735	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Animals Bred:	120
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	391425	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4