ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, daily habits, daily routine, dreamscape, early riser, first of the month, fresh start, goal-setting, Haven, healthy habits, monthly goals, morning routine, motivation, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, productive day, self improvement, setting intentions, starting fresh, success habits, Time management, Wake Up

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is lit AF because guess what? It’s the first of the month, which means free diamonds for everyone who joins!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the spookiest jokes.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging fire-breathing llamas and riding on rainbow-colored pigs.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

bills, Cancer, Car Insurance, college student, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, financial responsibility, fixed income, Generosity, grandmother, Gratitude, Minecraft, mom, mommas, moral dilemma, nursing student, part time employee, personal finance, Server, social security, tax refund, tuition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky bills to pay!

On our server, you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and explore vast, breathtaking landscapes. And the best part? You get to keep all the loot and riches you find along the way!

Forget about giving away your hard-earned virtual coins to demanding family members. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is laughter and good times with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and emeralds instead?

NakedCraft: No Shame Zone

body positivity, Changing Room, changing room etiquette, changing underwear, Classes, college athletics, college student, comfort in body, Locker Room, making others uncomfortable, naked in public, NakedCraft, organized sports, public nudity, shame, shower, sports, Stalls, sweat, swim team, track, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	409847

Are you tired of judgmental teammates giving you grief for changing your underwear in the changing room? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care what you do in the virtual changing rooms, as long as you’re comfortable in your blocky body.

Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!

BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	5538
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	743766
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Star Shards Collected:	84
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7150
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8987
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	222934	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	839687	Buildings Constructed:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	87
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9