ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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  • Bedrock Realm For Long Term Builders

    Bedrock Realm For Long Term Builders

    Dinguses United is a Bedrock Realm that has been running for years and it is made for people who want a world that actually lasts.

    It is mostly for dedicated builders and long term projects. The community is chill and respectful and there are community districts plus collaborative builds so you can team up with others.

    The realm avoids constant resets and it is not a chaotic place. Moderation is kept light but it still protects builds and stops power trip stuff.

    It is survival with some quality of life add ons and an End overhaul for deeper late game progression. The textures stay vanilla so it still feels like regular Minecraft.

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  • LichCraft Fantasy SMP With Custom Bosses

    LichCraft Fantasy SMP With Custom Bosses

    LichCraft is a Java semi vanilla SMP on 1.21.11 with a fantasy vibe and a world that is built by the players. It feels like regular survival but with MMO style stuff being added over time.

    There are custom bosses made with MythicMobs and at least one is already live. They have special drops and there are also custom items like healing and fireball wands plus teleport crystals and other rare rewards. Instanced dungeons are being worked on too.

    The server is big on fair play and not getting wrecked by griefers. You get grief protection with a lot of claim blocks to start and you can earn more by playing. There are timed gravestones so you can get your items back.

    People build big projects together like ice highways nether portal networks and roads and bridges. There is also a fantasy themed spawn city and a live map so you can see what is happening.

    The economy is player run with shop hubs in spawn the nether and the end. The rules are pretty simple be kind do not cheat and do not lag the server and VPNs are not allowed. Major changes only happen if the community votes yes with 80 percent.

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  • StellarMC Chill Vanilla SMP Fresh Starts

    StellarMC Chill Vanilla SMP Fresh Starts

    StellarMC is a relaxed survival server that sticks close to the classic game with a few quality of life tweaks. It started as a small friend group and grew into a friendly place where people cooperate and build cool stuff.

    The server is whitelisted so it feels safer and more tight knit. Griefing and cheating are not allowed and the staff takes fair play seriously.

    It resets the world every 6 months so things stay fresh and balanced. It is hosted in Europe and it supports both Java and Bedrock on version 1.21.11.

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  • Kanzo MC Chill Semi Vanilla Survival

    Kanzo MC Chill Semi Vanilla Survival

    Kanzo MC is a chill survival server with a friendly community vibe. It is semi vanilla so it still feels like normal Minecraft but with some helpful features.

    You can play on both Java and Bedrock so people on PC console and mobile can all join together. The server runs on version 1.21.10.

    It has home and chest protection so your builds and items stay safer. There are also player shops and trading so you can buy and sell stuff with other players while you build farm and explore.

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  • Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    Anarchy Network is a semi anarchy survival server that started on October 11th 2024 and it is hosted in New York City in the USA.

    It tries to keep things close to vanilla Minecraft with very few changes. PvP and griefing are allowed and there is no pay to win. There are no map resets and the world border is set to 2 million blocks so it feels huge.

    You can join on Java versions from 1.7.2 to 1.21.11 and they recommend 1.21.10 to avoid issues. The server is online 24 7.

    The only non vanilla command allowed is spawn so players far away can still get back to civilization. Nether roof access is allowed phantoms are removed and only half the players are needed to skip the night.

    They do not allow exploits lag machines duping spamming or harassment and racial slurs in chat.

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