ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Gems Collected:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	3505	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Emeralds Found:	4638	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9161	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1194	Villages Defended:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8215	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8156
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	3559
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.