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Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	6394	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	3019

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	7633
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mines Excavated:	4084	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	8542

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	154
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4546
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	274	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10