ExCraftedLoveGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	284

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2774
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	8135

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	284

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4648	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	New Chunks Explored:	497915

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9185	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3821
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2