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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
When your ex says, “Good luck finding someone better than me,” just tell them you already have – this Minecraft server! Why waste time dealing with drama when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons with your new Minecraft buddies?
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.
Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play hide and seek with. So come join us and show your ex what they’re missing out on – a world of endless possibilities and endless laughs.
