ExClosureNeededLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, long-distance relationships, and military service drama! Our community is like a soap opera, but in block form.

Experience the thrill of dating someone who is in the military, only to have them break up with you during your night shift. Cry silently while mining for diamonds and battle creepers as you navigate the complexities of love and relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Get closure by refusing to meet up with your ex, just like our server owner did. Who needs closure when you have a pickaxe and a dream to build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that awaits. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Items Found:	1616
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	4133	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!