Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Ores Mined: 9770 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 171 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Farms Harvested: 457
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 179
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7073
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Towns Built: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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