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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed: 53 Dragon Eggs Found: 3025
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Star Shards Collected: 197 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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