ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	605	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4113	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mines Excavated:	3547
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	9547
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Votes:	9848
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

Players:	93/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3