ExBroGFHaterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1218
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6456
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3447
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1561

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2997	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	9927
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1710	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9648
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Potions Brewed:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	2231
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!