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RogueCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	9131
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	997145

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	1790	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	697	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3