Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Buildings Constructed: 42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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