ExBlockerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7899
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	381
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9360
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Potions Brewed:	105	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4645
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	577
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	5830	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	72
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Gems Collected:	40	Farms Harvested:	203
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Animals Bred:	161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Runes Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

Players:	106/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	1587	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Potions Brewed:	73	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	8169	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34