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CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	761019	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1236	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	190
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	436	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	3620	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	2281
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	548
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	85
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	635	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7187	Farms Harvested:	869
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Items Found:	1948	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5624	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3