ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6854
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	9423
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9441	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	141	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Dragon Eggs Found:	7701
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	1548
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Farms Harvested:	519	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!