Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Villages Defended: 19 Ores Mined: 1542
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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